{"product_id":"the-grim-grinder-keyring","title":"The Grim Grinder Keyring","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eFor those who consider caffeine a basic requirement for resurrection, the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"74\"\u003eGrim Grinder Keyring\u003c\/b\u003e is your new daily essential. This high-contrast accessory features a bold ultimatum for the sleep-deprived: \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"203\"\u003e\"Death Before Decaf\"\u003c\/b\u003e. Combining coffee culture with a macabre aesthetic, it’s the perfect charm for anyone whose soul doesn't fully enter their body until the first sip of a dark roast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDesign \u0026amp; Features\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCaffeinated Iconography:\u003c\/b\u003e Features a detailed 3D-printed coffee cup emblazoned with a signature skull emblem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBold Typography:\u003c\/b\u003e The phrase \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"28\"\u003e\"Death Before Decaf\"\u003c\/b\u003e is rendered in a striking, bubbly font that stands out against the textured black background.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMonochrome Aesthetic:\u003c\/b\u003e A clean black-and-white palette ensures this \"coffee shop goth\" accessory matches any set of keys or bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBuilt to Last:\u003c\/b\u003e Attached to a durable silver-toned chain and split ring, designed to survive the morning rush and beyond.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSuggested Uses\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Barista’s Badge:\u003c\/b\u003e A perfect gift for the coffee professional with a dark sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBag Flair:\u003c\/b\u003e Clip it onto your backpack or laptop case to signal your brewing preferences to the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Morning Person\" Warning:\u003c\/b\u003e A subtle (or not-so-subtle) hint to others not to speak to you until your cup is empty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Dahlia \u0026 Dust","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57491620266329,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0998\/7424\/2905\/files\/IMG-20260205-WA0099.jpg?v=1770377805","url":"https:\/\/www.dahliadust.com\/products\/the-grim-grinder-keyring","provider":"Dahlia \u0026 Dust","version":"1.0","type":"link"}